His name is Jean-Pierre.

He's a world-famous, globe-trotting concert pianist, he's French, and he loves women. Is it a compulsion? An addiction? To some, it might appear that way. For Jean-Pierre, it's all just inspiration for the journal he publishes. One in which he publicly chronicles his many adventures. He calls this journal his Erotic Travelogue and claims it helps him cope with the touring musician's grueling and often lonely lifestyle. (Whether the sex or the writing is what keeps him sane is not even a question.)

But things are taking a curious turn in a chronicle which is usually all pleasure. Could it be because Jean-Pierre is touring across America this time, where the women are a little different from what he's used to? Is he thrown off balance? Yes. Does he mind? Not as much as you might think. As you will soon find out, when it comes to the Twelve Inch Pianist, nothing is off the table so long as he lives to tell the tale.